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Eat My Face

Last evening, while engaging in the usual pre-sleep beauty ritual, I dipped my fingers into the jar of night face moisturizer only to discover that I was about to use the last dollop.  While this is not quite as tragic as being unable to zip the cocktail dress you were planning to wear to the

By |2014-12-15T08:32:56+00:00December 15th, 2014|Categories: Beauty, Shopping|3 Comments

The Meaning of Life (Time Warranty)

Come on, admit it.   We are all subject to occasional morbid thoughts, especially at that point in life when the number representing our chronological age exceeds the highway speed limit.  Don’t tell me that you never think about the Grim Reaper, the Dark Angel, or any of the other euphemisms you can name to avoid

By |2014-11-03T08:57:24+00:00November 3rd, 2014|Categories: Aging, Death, Shopping|6 Comments

Steppin’ Out With My Baby

I have mixed feelings about formal occasions. On one hand, it’s an opportunity to release my inner child and play dress-up. On the other hand, my outer “mature” adult cringes as it contemplates the possible necessity of Spanx or other constricting undergarments. Even the idea of panty hose makes me shudder. So when the invitation

By |2013-06-30T09:53:38+00:00June 30th, 2013|Categories: Anatomy, Fashion, Health, Shopping|Tags: , , , , , |4 Comments

New Car Blues

It isn’t every day that one buys a new automobile.  Therefore, it should be an occasion marked with at least some measure of anticipation and excitement as I drive the shiny, as yet undented chariot off the dealer’s lot.  So why do I feel like I want to go directly home, cover my mirrors, and

By |2012-12-15T09:00:27+00:00December 15th, 2012|Categories: Kvetching, Pets, Shopping, Uncategorized|Tags: , , |1 Comment

Setting The Standard

Election day is almost here and thank goodness! After November 6th we can perhaps look forward to some respite before those tiresome political commercials are replaced by equally tiresome holiday commercials.  Or perhaps not.  In any event, I hope my readers have appreciated that  my blogs have been non-political.  At least until right now! I

By |2012-11-01T09:46:13+00:00November 1st, 2012|Categories: Anatomy, Fashion, Shopping|Tags: , , , |0 Comments

Out of the Closet

Twice a year I am forced to confront a terrible truth.  The catalyst for the reckoning happens to be bi-latitudinal (if there is such a word!) living.  I migrate, like the birds, south in the winter and north in the summer.  Unlike the birds, who seem to have mastered the art of traveling light, I

By |2012-06-30T09:53:55+00:00June 30th, 2012|Categories: Fashion, Shopping, Snowbird|Tags: , , , , |2 Comments

A Tale of Too Many Choices

Should entering a store to purchase an ordinary item cause an otherwise smart, level-headed  woman to put  her therapist on speed dial? I didn’t think so.  Yet I fear I’m in persistent danger of falling into a retail-induced catatonic state, brought on by daily confrontation with really difficult choices.  This just might be the worst

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