About Susan Goldfein

Born and raised in New York City, Susan currently splits her time between Florida and Connecticut. She lives with her husband, and the world’s cutest dog, Sam, a rough-coat Russell Terrier. Susan gives her audiences a sideways view of life on a range of relatable topics. Whether skewering marriage, growing older, fashion, the media, politics, or money matters, her light touch keeps people laughing – and thinking.

The Hostess with the Leastest: Random Thoughts on House Guests, Dinner Parties, and Recreational Eating

In a temporal sense, living in Florida as a Snowbird is a lot like experiencing a second childhood.  Not only do we once again have more time to play, but our very concept of time itself has strayed from the calendar year.  In reality, our days do not flow from January to December.  As children,

By |2016-04-15T20:13:03+00:00April 15th, 2016|Categories: Dining, House Guests|4 Comments

Now You See Me, Now You Don’t

I was in a doctor’s waiting room the other day catching up on my magazine reading (see “Death, Taxes, and the Annual Exam,” February 29, 2016), when the title of a particular article captured my attention:  The Disappearance of Older Women. Had this been the National Enquirer, I would have assumed that it was another

By |2016-03-31T12:56:13+00:00March 31st, 2016|Categories: Aging, Beauty, Men|8 Comments

Drug Testing

Question:  What do the Presidential primaries and my new web site have in common? Absolutely nothing, except for the fact that they are both happening today.  So welcome to my new home and my new title “An Unfiltered Wit.” Since it is a Super Tuesday, I thought it fitting for my first essay on this

By |2016-03-15T12:41:10+00:00March 15th, 2016|Categories: Doctors, Medicine|8 Comments

Before and After

The other night, in a restaurant, my husband happened to encounter a woman he knew from high school days.  This is not unusual.  My husband frequently runs into people from his youth. In fact, I once wrote about this phenomenon, which never fails to amaze me.  (See “State of the Reunion,” March 2, 2015.)  Growing

By |2016-02-15T08:48:18+00:00February 15th, 2016|Categories: Uncategorized|13 Comments

Speaking of Sam……

Dear Readers: I beg your indulgence on two counts: one, for beginning this essay in the manner of an 18th century English novel, and two, for again writing about our new dog, Sam.   I promise this will be the last time.    Perhaps I shouldn’t promise, but I will try my best not to further subject

By |2016-02-01T08:36:13+00:00February 1st, 2016|Categories: Uncategorized|2 Comments

You Gotta Love Him!

So I’m sitting at my desk trying to write this essay.  Instead, I’m allowing my mind to wander and my attention to be distracted.  My eyes should be focused on the screen while my fingers fly over the keyboard.    But every few minutes I swivel my chair to the right and stare at what may

By |2016-01-16T08:35:41+00:00January 16th, 2016|Categories: Pets|14 Comments

Fried White Potatoes

As much as I gripe about the tedium of the holiday season (see T’is The Season To Be Cranky,  November 30, 2015) I must confess that there is one time-honored December tradition to which I happily succumb. As soon as the calendar informs me that we are about to embark on the eight days of Hanukkah,

By |2015-12-16T08:31:48+00:00December 16th, 2015|Categories: Cooking, Holidays|2 Comments

‘Tis The Season To Be Cranky

If it’s Thanksgiving, can Christmas be far behind? Or does Christmas now start before Thanksgiving?   Somehow I think it does. At least a week before turkey day, or perhaps even more, as I innocently approached my local supermarket, I thought I heard the rather loud clanging of a bell.  At first I thought it was

By |2019-11-29T16:46:48+00:00November 30th, 2015|Categories: Uncategorized|Tags: |3 Comments
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