About Susan Goldfein

Born and raised in New York City, Susan currently splits her time between Florida and Connecticut. She lives with her husband, and the world’s cutest dog, Sam, a rough-coat Russell Terrier. Susan gives her audiences a sideways view of life on a range of relatable topics. Whether skewering marriage, growing older, fashion, the media, politics, or money matters, her light touch keeps people laughing – and thinking.

Still Complaining After All These Years

     Everyone is writing a book these days – John Kerry, Michelle Obama, Bob Woodward, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Chris Christie, Howard Schultz, Susan Goldfein.  Susan who? See, that’s the problem.  No one knows who I am! And the field is so crowded, that I don’t stand a chance in hell of being invited

By |2019-01-31T15:06:24+00:00January 31st, 2019|Categories: Blogging, Kvetching|13 Comments

Taking the Plunge

Hey boys and girls, in case you haven’t noticed, it’s Awards season.  Did you know there are some 44 different awards events between January and the big finale, The Academy Awards, at the end of February?  So many opportunities for celebrities to dress up, and hang out.  Mostly, it’s the women who hang out.  Which

By |2019-01-14T14:20:41+00:00January 15th, 2019|Categories: Beauty, Fashion|4 Comments

What If…….?

I was involved in a fender bender the other night. No air bags inflated and no one was hurt. But the left front fender of my car is a dented, ugly mess and will remain so until I hear from the insurance adjuster. I do hope he calls soon, because my poor car, while drivable,

By |2018-12-15T15:12:13+00:00December 15th, 2018|Categories: Driving, Marriage|18 Comments

 ‘Tis the Season to Eat Latkes….

     Dear Readers:  I hope you all had a lovely and relatively stress-free Thanksgiving, filled with good food and good company, and void of any political conversation.  And, if you’re like me, you probably made a vow after that last piece of pie that you would never eat again.  But despite my best intentions,

By |2019-11-29T16:44:51+00:00November 30th, 2018|Categories: Food, Holidays|8 Comments

Girls’ Night Out: An Almost True Story

I recently read a study that said fun is more fun when it's shared with friends.  While this may be something we know instinctively, scientific validation is always reassuring.  Now when someone in your group asks "Are we having fun yet?" you can roll your eyes and point to the data. Thus, it was the

By |2018-10-15T12:57:43+00:00October 15th, 2018|Categories: Communication, Friends, Technology|4 Comments

Failure to Print

     My husband and I just returned from a successful 10-day holiday.   I deem it successful because we managed to avoid almost all of the hazards of traveling.  We had:  no flight delays, no lost luggage, comfortable hotels, absence of intestinal backlash, good weather, and letting others do the driving, which greatly minimizes opportunities

By |2018-09-30T13:54:15+00:00September 30th, 2018|Categories: Aging, Anatomy, Travel|5 Comments

Romancing The Crone

This essay originally appeared on September 17, 2015.  I'm pleased to say I'm still standing and embracing the Third Stage of my life! For those of you who have imagined me lounging by the pool for the month of August, that couldn't be further from the truth.  In fact, I've been lounging on my screen

By |2018-09-15T13:36:46+00:00September 15th, 2018|Categories: Aging, Fantasy|3 Comments
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